Home Decor Trends for 2022: It’s Not Too Late to Start Worrying
Home Decor Trends for 2022: It’s Not Too Late to Start Worrying About It
If you’re like me (a person who doesn’t care about home decor trends!), you probably see your house as a place to put down your bags after work, kick off your shoes, lounge around on the couch with the dog, and watch Netflix. But other people keep up to date on home decor trends, which is why they’re getting all sorts of new furniture for their living rooms and rugs for their kitchens while you’re still using that tacky wall art your aunt gave you last Christmas. What if you want to join in but don’t know where to start? Fear not! We’ve done all the worrying for you so all you need to do is read this article … at least 2022. By then, we’ll have all the home decor trends you’ll need to know about. Hopefully.
Home Decor Trends for 2022: Not Again with This “Go Green” Crap
Well, if we’re actually going to be worrying about what trend will come next, let’s start now. You might as well invest in some green products this year so that you can save a few bucks on those recycled bedspreads they’ll be hawking during the next global recession! But seriously, going green is going to become even more important over the next four years because of…
Climate Change and Global Warming Will Cause by 2022
If you guessed “rising greenhouse gases,” then congratulations! You’ve heard one of our favorite predictions for a home decor trend for 2022! Because as the earth heats up, we’ll need to offset our carbon dioxide production by investing in stuff like solar-powered patio heaters or not leaving the house at all. Quite frankly, you might want to start this one off right and turn your thermostat down a notch before it gets really cold.
Home Decor Trends for 2022: People Will Be Too Busy Killing One Another to Care about Design
The number of homicides is expected to rise dramatically over the next four years—not that we’re predicting that it will be safe outside of your own home. In fact, you might think about living inside a big box after 2022 because without community spaces where people can spend time together there won’t be any real reason to leave the house.
Home Decor Trends for 2022: The Emperor Has No Clothes, but Everyone Is Afraid to Say It
Okay, so this one is a little off the mark because it’s not really something that will become popular in terms of home decor at all—although you can expect more nudity on television and in movies. So basically what we’re saying is don’t be surprise when people start stripping down in public places. Although there is one place where this trend will take hold very soon, which leads us to our next “trend”…
Home Decor Trends for 2022: Products Made From Recycled Urine Will Be All the Rage (Seriously)
We know what you’re thinking—how could products made from recycled urine ever be a home decor trend? Well, the thing is they won’t. But if scientists can figure out how to recycle one of our most important bodily fluids, then we’ll probably be able to at least work on recycling other substances as well. In fact, 2022 might even be the year that…
Home Decor Trends for 2022: Our TVs Will Be Made Out of Useless Junk That We Don’t Need Anymore
We know what you’re thinking—we just say products made out of recycle urine will never become popular! But this prediction actually falls in line with our previous statement about people being too busy killing one another to care about their furniture. Because by 2022, there’s going to be so much useless crap all over the place that there won’t be any reason to design your living room so wisely. You’ll just throw everything out all willy-nilly, TVs included!
Home Decor Trends for 2022: Swirly Patterned Rugs Will Be All That’s Left of Us
Well, okay. We know this one sounds morbid but it actually makes sense if you think about what the earth will look like four years from now. If people are killing each other left and right or at least too busy to care about their furniture, then why would they bother buying new rugs? And since nobody is buying new rugs … well … you see where we’re going with this one, right?
Conclusion:
Home Decor Trends for 2022 Are So Obvious; We Don’t Even Need a Future Telescope to Predict Them
In the end, we have faith that home decor trends for 2022 will be even more obvious than our previous predictions. That’s right—you don’t need a future telescope to predict what will become popular four years from now because it’s already happening in 2017! You can expect lots of green products, recycled urine furniture (no matter how ridiculous), and Swirly Patterned Rugs (because you’ll probably kill your new couch before 2022). But most importantly, while these changes are taking place around us, try not to stress too much about the state of design or civilization … because by this time four years from now neither one of them will exist anyway.