Christmas jokes and puns
Who doesn’t love a good Christmas joke?
They’re the perfect way to spread some holiday cheer, and we’ve got plenty of them here for you. From classic one-liners to hilarious puns, these Christmas jokes will have everyone in the family laughing. So go ahead and take a break from all the serious holiday business and enjoy some of these funny Christmas jokes.
Q: What does Santa suffer from if he gets caught in a chimney?
A: Claustrophobia!
Q: What do you call an elf who sings?
A: A caroler!
Q: What do you get when you cross Santa with a duck?
A: A Christmas quacker!
Q: How does Santa Claus take pictures?
A: With his North Pole-aroid camera!
Q: How does Santa Claus stay in shape?
A: By doing the exercise!
Q: What do you call Santa’s helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses!
Q: Why is Christmas just like your job?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy in the red suit gets all the credit.
Q: How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Eight, but I’m not sure how they all fit into that tiny little sleigh…
Q: What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa Claus?
A: A rebel without a Claus!
Q: What do you call Santa when he’s fallen asleep in his chair?
A: Santa Paws!
Q: Where does Santa go to get his hair cut?
A: The North Police!
Q: How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed exactly 20 pounds?
A: They had a baby scale.
Q: Why is Christmas the best time for a party?
A: Because you can always use the mistletoe as an excuse to kiss someone you like!
Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The Elf-abet!
Q: What did the reindeer say before launching into his comedy routine?
A: This will sleigh you!
Q: How does Santa Claus take pictures?
A: With his North Pole-aroid camera!
Q: Why is Christmas just like your job?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy in the red suit gets all the credit.
Q: What do you call Santa’s helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses!
Q: How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Eight, but I’m not sure how they all fit into that tiny little sleigh…
Q: How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed exactly 20 pounds?
A: They had a baby scale.
Q: Why is Christmas the best time for a party?
A: Because you can always use the mistletoe as an excuse to kiss someone you like!
Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The Elf-abet!
Q: What did the reindeer say before launching into his comedy routine?
A: This will sleigh you!
Q: How does Santa Claus stay in shape?
A: By doing the exercise!
Q: What do you call Santa when he’s fallen asleep in his chair?
A: Santa Paws!
Q: Where does Santa go to get his hair cut?
A: The North Police!
Q: Why is Christmas just like your job?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy in the red suit gets all the credit.
Q: What do you call Santa’s helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses!
Q: How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Eight, but I’m not sure how they all fit into that tiny little sleigh…
Q: How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed exactly 20 pounds?
A: They had a baby scale.
Why is Christmas the best time for a party?
A: Because you can always use the mistletoe as an excuse to kiss someone you like!
Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The Elf-abet!
Q: What did the reindeer say before launching into his comedy routine?
A: This will sleigh you!
Q: How does Santa Claus stay in shape?
A: By doing the exercise!
Q: Where does Santa go to get his hair cut?
A: The North Police!
Conclusion:
Christmas is definitely the best time for a party! You can use the mistletoe as an excuse to kiss someone you like, and there’s always plenty of food and drink around. Plus, what’s not to love about spending time with family and friends? So go ahead and enjoy yourself this holiday season! And if you need a little help getting into the Christmas spirit, be sure to check out our other holiday articles. Happy holidays!